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	<title>LostJohnnies.com</title>
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		<name>Lost Johnnies</name>
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	<subtitle>Because we can...</subtitle>
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		<updated>2011-05-16T23:32:50+01:00</updated>	
	
    
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        <id>tag:lostjohnnies.com,2005:blog/431/</id>
        <updated>2011-05-16T23:32:50+01:00</updated>
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        <title type="html">The Future of the Web</title>        
        <summary type="html" xml:base="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/">WebGL - Finally, a web worth watching</summary>
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        <id>tag:lostjohnnies.com,2005:blog/430/</id>
        <updated>2011-05-13T17:49:09+01:00</updated>
        <link type="text/html" href="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/blog.php5?id=430"/>
        <title type="html">Some interesting facts about planes (part 2)</title>        
        <summary type="html" xml:base="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/">Why don't engineers scratch their balls in the morning? Because then they'd have nothing to do all afternoon...</summary>
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        <id>tag:lostjohnnies.com,2005:blog/429/</id>
        <updated>2011-05-11T16:22:58+01:00</updated>
        <link type="text/html" href="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/blog.php5?id=429"/>
        <title type="html">Some Interesting Facts About Planes (Part 1)</title>        
        <summary type="html" xml:base="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/">1. They fly</summary>
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        <id>tag:lostjohnnies.com,2005:blog/426/</id>
        <updated>2011-03-22T16:47:59+00:00</updated>
        <link type="text/html" href="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/blog.php5?id=426"/>
        <title type="html">Land Rovers, Cooking Oil &amp; Compressed Air</title>        
        <summary type="html" xml:base="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/">Land Rovers, Cooking Oil &amp; Compressed Air</summary>
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        <id>tag:lostjohnnies.com,2005:blog/422/</id>
        <updated>2011-01-17T13:26:13+00:00</updated>
        <link type="text/html" href="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/blog.php5?id=422"/>
        <title type="html">Volvo Lets Windows Drive Your Car!</title>        
        <summary type="html" xml:base="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/">Let's hope it doesn't.... crash! AHAHAHAHAH ROFLMAOAOOFOFO!!Â¬Â¬`11`!Â¬`111ELEVEN</summary>
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        <id>tag:lostjohnnies.com,2005:blog/421/</id>
        <updated>2010-12-31T15:01:57+00:00</updated>
        <link type="text/html" href="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/blog.php5?id=421"/>
        <title type="html">Master Plan of Surviving the Apocalypse, and I dream of &lt;s&gt;Jeannie&lt;/s&gt; John Lithgow.....?</title>        
        <summary type="html" xml:base="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/">When the 3rd Rock from the Sun turns Apocalyptic!</summary>
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        <id>tag:lostjohnnies.com,2005:blog/417/</id>
        <updated>2010-11-30T13:05:12+00:00</updated>
        <link type="text/html" href="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/blog.php5?id=417"/>
        <title type="html">Thank You Range Rover Drivers! You Have Tried Your Best...</title>        
        <summary type="html" xml:base="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/">But still the snow comes.</summary>
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        <id>tag:lostjohnnies.com,2005:blog/416/</id>
        <updated>2010-11-18T12:57:28+00:00</updated>
        <link type="text/html" href="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/blog.php5?id=416"/>
        <title type="html">Its a V8!</title>        
        <summary type="html" xml:base="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/">Introducing my new Land Rover badged toy. </summary>
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        <id>tag:lostjohnnies.com,2005:blog/415/</id>
        <updated>2010-11-17T13:12:47+00:00</updated>
        <link type="text/html" href="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/blog.php5?id=415"/>
        <title type="html">Chief Executive Officer, Great Britain PLC.</title>        
        <summary type="html" xml:base="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/">We don't need a Prime Minister! We need a CEO!</summary>
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        <id>tag:lostjohnnies.com,2005:blog/414/</id>
        <updated>2010-11-16T21:33:54+00:00</updated>
        <link type="text/html" href="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/blog.php5?id=414"/>
        <title type="html">You Don't Have To Be Evil To Work Here</title>        
        <summary type="html" xml:base="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/">But it helps...</summary>
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        <id>tag:lostjohnnies.com,2005:blog/413/</id>
        <updated>2010-10-21T17:53:57+01:00</updated>
        <link type="text/html" href="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/blog.php5?id=413"/>
        <title type="html">Penis Renaissance!</title>        
        <summary type="html" xml:base="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/">Ressurecting the Ode de Penis.</summary>
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        <id>tag:lostjohnnies.com,2005:blog/412/</id>
        <updated>2010-10-21T16:13:42+01:00</updated>
        <link type="text/html" href="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/blog.php5?id=412"/>
        <title type="html">LostJohnnies.com Now With Added Sociableness!</title>        
        <summary type="html" xml:base="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/">Spacefook, now supported!</summary>
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        <id>tag:lostjohnnies.com,2005:blog/411/</id>
        <updated>2010-09-25T14:53:34+01:00</updated>
        <link type="text/html" href="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/blog.php5?id=411"/>
        <title type="html">Posh Nosh</title>        
        <summary type="html" xml:base="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/">A masterclass: Blowing £114 in two hours on food and drink.</summary>
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        <id>tag:lostjohnnies.com,2005:blog/410/</id>
        <updated>2010-08-22T14:08:39+01:00</updated>
        <link type="text/html" href="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/blog.php5?id=410"/>
        <title type="html">Worst Driver 2009</title>        
        <summary type="html" xml:base="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/">It's been a long time coming...</summary>
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        <id>tag:lostjohnnies.com,2005:blog/409/</id>
        <updated>2010-06-15T13:14:03+01:00</updated>
        <link type="text/html" href="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/blog.php5?id=409"/>
        <title type="html">Stupid is as Stupid Does.</title>        
        <summary type="html" xml:base="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/">And I Stupid Did.</summary>
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        <id>tag:lostjohnnies.com,2005:blog/407/</id>
        <updated>2010-05-23T12:50:10+01:00</updated>
        <link type="text/html" href="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/blog.php5?id=407"/>
        <title type="html">Lost - The End is Nigh!</title>        
        <summary type="html" xml:base="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/">An analysis of Lost the night before the finale is broadcast</summary>
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        <id>tag:lostjohnnies.com,2005:blog/406/</id>
        <updated>2010-05-20T20:11:47+01:00</updated>
        <link type="text/html" href="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/blog.php5?id=406"/>
        <title type="html">Its Business Time</title>        
        <summary type="html" xml:base="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/">Again...</summary>
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        <id>tag:lostjohnnies.com,2005:blog/405/</id>
        <updated>2010-05-17T12:58:34+01:00</updated>
        <link type="text/html" href="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/blog.php5?id=405"/>
        <title type="html">103</title>        
        <summary type="html" xml:base="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/">The Number of the Beast! Possibly.</summary>
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    <entry>
        <id>tag:lostjohnnies.com,2005:blog/404/</id>
        <updated>2010-04-19T21:46:39+01:00</updated>
        <link type="text/html" href="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/blog.php5?id=404"/>
        <title type="html">Away Mission To Rome - Day One</title>        
        <summary type="html" xml:base="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/">Where Stuff is Big! And Really, Really Old!</summary>
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        <id>tag:lostjohnnies.com,2005:blog/403/</id>
        <updated>2010-03-16T13:31:59+00:00</updated>
        <link type="text/html" href="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/blog.php5?id=403"/>
        <title type="html">Dear Gordon Brown, You Owe Me Lots of Money.</title>        
        <summary type="html" xml:base="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/">... You one eyed Scottish idiot...</summary>
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        <id>tag:lostjohnnies.com,2005:blog/402/</id>
        <updated>2010-02-24T13:21:19+00:00</updated>
        <link type="text/html" href="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/blog.php5?id=402"/>
        <title type="html">Choosing a Ferrari</title>        
        <summary type="html" xml:base="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/">I'll take the red one today Jeeves...</summary>
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        <id>tag:lostjohnnies.com,2005:blog/401/</id>
        <updated>2010-01-23T17:02:26+00:00</updated>
        <link type="text/html" href="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/blog.php5?id=401"/>
        <title type="html">Underage Sex Can Be Good for the Economy</title>        
        <summary type="html" xml:base="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/">and some stuff about cars...</summary>
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    <entry>
        <id>tag:lostjohnnies.com,2005:blog/400/</id>
        <updated>2010-01-20T23:11:47+00:00</updated>
        <link type="text/html" href="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/blog.php5?id=400"/>
        <title type="html">9/11 - We Want The Truth</title>        
        <summary type="html" xml:base="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/">What really happened that tragic day?</summary>
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    <entry>
        <id>tag:lostjohnnies.com,2005:blog/399/</id>
        <updated>2010-01-13T13:58:53+00:00</updated>
        <link type="text/html" href="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/blog.php5?id=399"/>
        <title type="html">2009 is Dead! Long live 2010!</title>        
        <summary type="html" xml:base="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/">But still no flying car</summary>
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    <entry>
        <id>tag:lostjohnnies.com,2005:blog/398/</id>
        <updated>2009-12-14T13:15:05+00:00</updated>
        <link type="text/html" href="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/blog.php5?id=398"/>
        <title type="html">Controversy</title>        
        <summary type="html" xml:base="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/">Radio 4 &amp; I </summary>
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    <entry>
        <id>tag:lostjohnnies.com,2005:blog/397/</id>
        <updated>2009-12-13T23:17:10+00:00</updated>
        <link type="text/html" href="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/blog.php5?id=397"/>
        <title type="html">Living Up to Sterotypes</title>        
        <summary type="html" xml:base="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/">Inside every fat person... is a Twix.</summary>
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        <id>tag:lostjohnnies.com,2005:blog/396/</id>
        <updated>2009-10-20T22:59:33+01:00</updated>
        <link type="text/html" href="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/blog.php5?id=396"/>
        <title type="html">It's 2009 for Christsakes, where's my Flying Car?</title>        
        <summary type="html" xml:base="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/">Uhhhh, but you can keep the weird tinfoil boiler suit...</summary>
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        <id>tag:lostjohnnies.com,2005:blog/395/</id>
        <updated>2009-10-09T13:19:25+01:00</updated>
        <link type="text/html" href="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/blog.php5?id=395"/>
        <title type="html">The Greatest Software Sins Ever Committed</title>        
        <summary type="html" xml:base="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/">And some ill-disguised finger pointing at the Big Software Co's....</summary>
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        <id>tag:lostjohnnies.com,2005:blog/394/</id>
        <updated>2009-09-21T17:58:09+01:00</updated>
        <link type="text/html" href="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/blog.php5?id=394"/>
        <title type="html">Is it just me or is the world getting camper?</title>        
        <summary type="html" xml:base="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/">Also, some stuff about cars...</summary>
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    <entry>
        <id>tag:lostjohnnies.com,2005:blog/393/</id>
        <updated>2009-09-01T22:46:17+01:00</updated>
        <link type="text/html" href="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/blog.php5?id=393"/>
        <title type="html">LJ.com Temporarily Offline</title>        
        <summary type="html" xml:base="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/">A headsup to our RSS feed readers...</summary>
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    <entry>
        <id>tag:lostjohnnies.com,2005:blog/392/</id>
        <updated>2009-08-28T13:08:43+01:00</updated>
        <link type="text/html" href="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/blog.php5?id=392"/>
        <title type="html">Time Travel is Easy Thanks to Time being Generally Mis-Managed</title>        
        <summary type="html" xml:base="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/">Don't even need to go 88mph...</summary>
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    <entry>
        <id>tag:lostjohnnies.com,2005:blog/391/</id>
        <updated>2009-07-06T21:30:41+01:00</updated>
        <link type="text/html" href="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/blog.php5?id=391"/>
        <title type="html">My Dad Has 'Teh Psychic'</title>        
        <summary type="html" xml:base="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/">Audi Power transcends the Astral Plane</summary>
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    <entry>
        <id>tag:lostjohnnies.com,2005:blog/390/</id>
        <updated>2009-06-05T13:13:21+01:00</updated>
        <link type="text/html" href="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/blog.php5?id=390"/>
        <title type="html">Air France 447</title>        
        <summary type="html" xml:base="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/">Dude, Where's My Plane?</summary>
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    <entry>
        <id>tag:lostjohnnies.com,2005:blog/389/</id>
        <updated>2009-05-16T16:04:52+01:00</updated>
        <link type="text/html" href="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/blog.php5?id=389"/>
        <title type="html">Always One For a Conspiracy Theory...</title>        
        <summary type="html" xml:base="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/">&quot;You're a slave, Neo.&quot;</summary>
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    <entry>
        <id>tag:lostjohnnies.com,2005:blog/388/</id>
        <updated>2009-04-23T12:45:31+01:00</updated>
        <link type="text/html" href="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/blog.php5?id=388"/>
        <title type="html">SEAT Are a Bunch of Thieving ****s!</title>        
        <summary type="html" xml:base="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/">And I don't use the word **** without good reason!</summary>
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    <entry>
        <id>tag:lostjohnnies.com,2005:blog/387/</id>
        <updated>2009-04-17T13:44:56+01:00</updated>
        <link type="text/html" href="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/blog.php5?id=387"/>
        <title type="html">A Brief Musical Interlude</title>        
        <summary type="html" xml:base="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/">How long before Lexmark Spears hits the stage?</summary>
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        <id>tag:lostjohnnies.com,2005:blog/386/</id>
        <updated>2009-04-15T12:45:58+01:00</updated>
        <link type="text/html" href="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/blog.php5?id=386"/>
        <title type="html">Our Greenlaning Disaster and My Cancer Scare</title>        
        <summary type="html" xml:base="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/">When Good Pajeros and Bollocks Go Bad...</summary>
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        <id>tag:lostjohnnies.com,2005:blog/385/</id>
        <updated>2009-04-06T13:11:35+01:00</updated>
        <link type="text/html" href="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/blog.php5?id=385"/>
        <title type="html">Norks Kick Off War at -273.15 Degrees Kelvin</title>        
        <summary type="html" xml:base="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/">My, that's chilly</summary>
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        <id>tag:lostjohnnies.com,2005:blog/384/</id>
        <updated>2009-04-03T12:41:56+01:00</updated>
        <link type="text/html" href="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/blog.php5?id=384"/>
        <title type="html">Harveys Furniture Store- Servicing Customers Like It's Going Out Of Fashion</title>        
        <summary type="html" xml:base="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/">And the award for &quot;couldn't provide worse customer service if they tried&quot; goes to...</summary>
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        <id>tag:lostjohnnies.com,2005:blog/382/</id>
        <updated>2009-03-23T13:09:57+00:00</updated>
        <link type="text/html" href="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/blog.php5?id=382"/>
        <title type="html">Rob's Telly Spot II</title>        
        <summary type="html" xml:base="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/">Another TV Reviews with Telly Expert Big Bobby Kirkup</summary>
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        <id>tag:lostjohnnies.com,2005:blog/381/</id>
        <updated>2009-03-22T11:59:58+00:00</updated>
        <link type="text/html" href="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/blog.php5?id=381"/>
        <title type="html">RIP Jade Goody</title>        
        <summary type="html" xml:base="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/">Now she can park in the disabled parking bays in heaven...</summary>
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    <entry>
        <id>tag:lostjohnnies.com,2005:blog/379/</id>
        <updated>2009-03-19T21:49:48+00:00</updated>
        <link type="text/html" href="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/blog.php5?id=379"/>
        <title type="html">Jade Goody - R.I.P.</title>        
        <summary type="html" xml:base="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/">Jade 1982- 2009</summary>
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    <entry>
        <id>tag:lostjohnnies.com,2005:blog/380/</id>
        <updated>2009-03-19T09:04:36+00:00</updated>
        <link type="text/html" href="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/blog.php5?id=380"/>
        <title type="html">Rob's Telly Spot</title>        
        <summary type="html" xml:base="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/">TV Reviews with Telly expert Big Bobby Kirkup</summary>
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    <entry>
        <id>tag:lostjohnnies.com,2005:blog/378/</id>
        <updated>2009-03-13T13:47:40+00:00</updated>
        <link type="text/html" href="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/blog.php5?id=378"/>
        <title type="html">On the Brighter Side of the Credit Crunch</title>        
        <summary type="html" xml:base="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/">Economic downturn could spawn Star Trekkian era</summary>
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    <entry>
        <id>tag:lostjohnnies.com,2005:blog/377/</id>
        <updated>2009-02-23T13:16:12+00:00</updated>
        <link type="text/html" href="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/blog.php5?id=377"/>
        <title type="html">Facebook Watch</title>        
        <summary type="html" xml:base="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/">Big Brother? That's &lt;em&gt;so&lt;/em&gt; 1984...</summary>
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        <id>tag:lostjohnnies.com,2005:blog/376/</id>
        <updated>2009-01-25T17:49:55+00:00</updated>
        <link type="text/html" href="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/blog.php5?id=376"/>
        <title type="html">Poignancy</title>        
        <summary type="html" xml:base="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/">The World Just Got a Little More Competent</summary>
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    <entry>
        <id>tag:lostjohnnies.com,2005:blog/375/</id>
        <updated>2009-01-18T23:33:00+00:00</updated>
        <link type="text/html" href="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/blog.php5?id=375"/>
        <title type="html">Cactus 1549</title>        
        <summary type="html" xml:base="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/">Shortest Plane-in-Distress Film in History</summary>
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    <entry>
        <id>tag:lostjohnnies.com,2005:blog/374/</id>
        <updated>2008-12-17T18:02:29+00:00</updated>
        <link type="text/html" href="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/blog.php5?id=374"/>
        <title type="html">It's me &amp;amp; I am not dead.</title>        
        <summary type="html" xml:base="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/">Well... not yet.</summary>
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    <entry>
        <id>tag:lostjohnnies.com,2005:blog/373/</id>
        <updated>2008-12-13T22:03:12+00:00</updated>
        <link type="text/html" href="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/blog.php5?id=373"/>
        <title type="html">Worst Driver 2008</title>        
        <summary type="html" xml:base="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/">The votes are in. Simon Cowell's made another fortune.</summary>
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    <entry>
        <id>tag:lostjohnnies.com,2005:blog/372/</id>
        <updated>2008-11-28T12:28:22+00:00</updated>
        <link type="text/html" href="http://www.lostjohnnies.com/blog.php5?id=372"/>
        <title type="html">NASA Making Magic Pilot Hat</title>        
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